# Birds of a Feather: Cache Rules Everything Around Me
[Cache Rules Everything Around Me]([C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me) (Official Audio)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yNQ7_7I5aE)) causes a doorbell to ring and a ![[cache.png|25]] <font color="A38851">Cache</font> to show up in front of Hush House, how delightful. To make sure this is balanced, there is a drop rate and a one use per viewer per stream limit. You can learn what each ![[cache.png|25]] <font color="A38851">Cache</font> opens on the [Book of Hours fandom wiki]([Cache | Book of Hours Wiki | Fandom](https://book-of-hours.fandom.com/wiki/Cache)), as each cache has an additional loot table.
The first time it's used each stream, a sea shanty cover of C.R.E.A.M. by the Wu-Tang Clan plays. I made the .wav file myself in MuseScore. I think I use this as the base: [How To Play: Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M | Piano Tutorial + Sheets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfpXGOcKow8)
The math: when you redeem the trigger, there are two checks. The first check is about rarity of the ![[cache.png|25]] <font color="A38851">Cache</font>.
Common: 64% rate (a little less than a 2 in 3 chance)
Uncommon: 30% rate (a little less than a 1 in 3 chance)
Rare: 5% rate (1 in 20 chance)
Ultra Rare: 1% rate (1 in 100 chance)
Let's say you rolled into an Ultra Rare ![[cache.png|25]] <font color="A38851">Cache</font>. There are 11 Ultra Rare ![[cache.png|25]] <font color="A38851">Caches</font>. One of those 11 caches will be chosen randomly and delivered to Hush House.
I chose the rates based on how powerful the most potential item in the ![[cache.png|25]] <font color="A38851">Cache</font> is and whether it's something that's relatively easy to find or make or whether it's something more difficult. Some items aren't craftable or easily found, like the fabrics, so ![[cache.png|25]] <font color="A38851">Caches</font> with those items are mostly marked as Uncommon.
| ![[cache.png\|25]] <font color="A38851">Cache</font> | Rarity |
| ---------------------------------------------------- | ---------- |
| Abandoned Luggage | Common |
| Abandoned Packages | Uncommon |
| Ambered Casket | Ultra Rare |
| Attaché Case | Ultra Rare |
| Bag of Tricks | Common |
| Box of Oddities | Uncommon |
| Box of Rarities | Rare |
| Contraband Flotsam | Uncommon |
| Contraband Jetsam | Uncommon |
| Coppery Casket | Ultra Rare |
| Crate of Supplies | Common |
| Forsaken Packages | Common |
| Hive Casket | Ultra Rare |
| Imperial Casket | Ultra Rare |
| Investigator's Suitcase | Common |
| Ironclad Casket | Ultra Rare |
| Lost Packages | Uncommon |
| Morbid Casket | Ultra Rare |
| Mottled Casket | Ultra Rare |
| Records Box | Rare |
| Royal Casket | Ultra Rare |
| Scaled Casket | Ultra Rare |
| Scarred Casket | Ultra Rare |
| Slim Parcel | Common |
| Tall Parcel | Common |
# Worms of a Scale: Destroying Something You Touch
[Destroy Something You Touch ]([Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch [Official Music Video]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTTwlAT_AwU))causes something I have to get automatically destroyed, but because I don't want this to ruin the game, it has to be something I can get from either the Moors or Beachcombing deck. To make sure this is balanced, there is a one use per viewer per stream limit. Pets and Numa-specific items are immune from this redeem.
The first time it's used each stream, a sea shanty cover of Let It Go from Frozen plays. I made the .wav file myself in MuseScore. I think I used this arrangement: [Play Official version of Let it go Sheet Music by Idina Menzel for Piano, Vocals | MuseScore.com](https://musescore.com/official_scores/scores/6935535)
The items that can be destroyed with this redeem do not utilize a rarity table because they're all relatively common items.
| Item | Source |
| ------------------ | ------------ |
| Animal Bones | Beachcombing |
| Basket of Apples | The Moor |
| Blackberries | The Moor |
| Curious Seashell | Beachcombing |
| Driftwood Fragment | Beachcombing |
| Granite Slab | The Moor |
| Hawthorn Blank | The Moor |
| Human Hair | Beachcombing |
| Mackerel | Beackcombing |
| Misshapen Fruit | Beachcombing |
| Mushrooms | The Moor |
| Pilchards | Beachcombing |
| Quartz Chunk | The Moor |
| Rosehips | The Moor |
| Sand | Beachcombing |
| Sea-Glass | Beachcombing |
| Serpentine Slab | The Moor |
| Vase of Gorse | The Moor |
| Vase of Rushes | Beachcombing |
| Whispering Sand | Beachcombing |
| Yew Blank | The Moor |
# How It Works
I have to have an item in the house available for Destroy Something You Touch in order for Cache Rules Everything Around Me and Destroy Something You Touch to be available for use as redeems.
- It has to be a normal item that can be foraged from the Moors or Beachcombing deck in any season, except Numa. If there's an item that can be found both during Numa and the rest of the year, it's fair game.